Marriage Plan

Your previous, current, or future relationship status as described by a cell phone coverage plan.

Yeah your last Marriage Plan was known for dropping calls randomly, bad service when you needed it the most, and way too expensive. They always try to get you to sign up for 'new, improved' service after they drop you without notice. Don't fall into that trap again...

by Sun23TK November 29, 2010

Business plan

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.

Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.

by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 12, 2014

five year plan

When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.

Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?
Chase: I'm on the five year plan.
Justin: I was on that plan once.

by bangalangadingdong April 25, 2007

planbush

N (and v.). The act of a significant other or friend "making plans for us you" without consultation or advisement and thus confronting you with a complete surprise when you are informed of "your" plans.

Ex.

Spouse: Hey honey, are you ready to go to dinner, Sue and Ralph are expecting us at 7?

You: What!? This is the first I've heard of this... we didn't even discuss this. How dare you planbush me like this?!

by Saudallayth December 1, 2009

Dillinger Escape Plan

Insanely awesome math-metal/hardcore band. See kick ass

There's no other way to describe them.

by Ryan Collins August 30, 2005

Simple Plan

A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.

Don't like Simple Plan?
THEN FUCK OFF!

by Go Suck Your Mothers Balls June 12, 2011

plandom

Plandom is an annoying form of being "random" but actually planning the randomness ahead of time, or using the same three or four "random" phrases.

Plandom Fucker- "I am a pineapple cheese monkey that lives in a fruitbasket with Frankenstein's mega-colon medication and everyone is coo-coo for co co puffs!"

by Galoot March 14, 2005