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Ping-Bong

The act of smoking cannabis with a bong and proceeding to play ping-pong with a friend right after.
hey dude, bring your piece tonight. We're gonna have an epic game of Ping-Bong.
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Ping Pong Smoothie

The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.
Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!
by Sun Jian September 20, 2011
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Ping Pong Whore

A ping pong whore is a girl that bounces from one guy to another when there is a group of guys present....even if there are other girls around.
Them pope county girls are ping pong whores!

It's not cute, nor is it ok to be a ping pong whore!
by Aarnold January 2, 2012
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Corporate Ping Pong

The shift of blame or responsibility between two parties. Often used with customer support where two companies shift the responsibility of assistance between each other to avoid the hassle of having to fix a monumental cock up.
RETAILER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. Unfortunately, we cannot help you with this issue, you must contact your credit card provider. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CREDIT CARD PROVIDER: Thank you for contacting our customer support. It appears the issue lies with the retailer. Please contact them for assistance. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

CUSTOMER: Stop playing corporate ping pong and help me sort this out!
by myrightnut November 16, 2016
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ping pals

A Ping Pal is similar to a Pen Pal, except we do not use pen and paper to write anymore; we use Ping, which is similar to instant messaging.
Good morning to all of my Ping Pals! I hope you all have a great day.
by Avedeez March 10, 2017
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ping abuser

Someone with terrible internet who joins a game server and ruins everyone else's game
That kid rubber banding around is a ping abuser.
by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017
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ping dinger

A golf club used as a baseball bat. If you’re good enough, you can hits dingers with it
Where’s your bat Jim?

Oh, I brought my ping dinger today, I’m wanting to hits a few dingers.
by Tough guy baller November 28, 2017
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