psychological word clump test 

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.

My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand

psychological word clump test by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006

Internet Psychologist 

An individual, often pretentious, that takes huge leaps of logic in order to claim an understanding of the real-world persona of someone they come in contact with through the internet. This is usually in an argument or debate, as internet psychologists usually love to think they are right about everything.

They have a tendency to point out things that people say and use them as evidence to "prove" they are a certain way in real life. Often, they are wrong, as they tend to stretch the truth of the facts they are given to fit a negative image of the person they are "evaluating" and just come across looking like complete tools.

Internet Psychologist: You're obviously someone ugly who can't get a girl and is trying to downplay it by saying you don't think this attractive girl is attractive.

Normal Person: Dude, all I said was that I personally am not into redheads. Stop being an internet psychologist.

Internet Psychologist by Glamoiglia November 30, 2011

Psychologistician 

A person who controls how and where information is present in the brain. Like a Psychologist but rather specializes in controlling the inner workings of the brain. Works in the profession of Psychologistics. Common tactics include reverse psychology, hypnotism, and cranial abuse"Often in cases the reptillian complex will overtake the limbic system, and abuse it physically, emotionally, sexually, mentally... the neocrotex stands idly by of course, not daring to interfere are the risk of being injured," says Dr. Max McRage, a leading member of the Worldwide Society of Psychologisticians.

My brain has been hurting ever since I went to my psychologistician...I wonder why Dr. McRage refused to comment on where he obtained his PhD.

Psychologistician by Lawrence Jackson December 16, 2008

Pub Psychologist 

An understanding and sympathetic person people turn to in a pub or bar to talk about their problems.

He got it all sorted after speaking to the pub psychologist.

Pub Psychologist by wardswords November 28, 2016

psychological gangbang 

No one is letting you neck, but no one is helping you either. You're being fucked over by your doctors, support system, government, family, friends, and the universe because whilst they don't want you to hurt (yourself) they don't wanna put in the effort to f**king help either.

P1: Man you doing okay?
P2: Nah man, having a psychological gangbang.
P1: Ah man that's rough.

psychological gangbang by lonelycactus July 12, 2020

psychological abuse

When someone leads you or makes you believe that something is true under false pretenses and you are blind sighted by the actual reality of the situation and you have believed it for a long time until what you thought was real is taking from underneath you and you are left with damage and so much hurt in your memory of what you perceived the whole time to be real was nothing more than a sick game

After we broke up i realized later He put me through so much psychological abuse, and now i am left here feeling alone and in the dark.

psychological abuse by shayzack24 July 18, 2016

punchology 

A class Chris Brown took in college

I took punchology and now I know how to punch a hoe

punchology by sm952014 February 13, 2015