proctonaut

Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.

The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.

Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.

by -Awesome- February 14, 2006

Virginity Rocks Protocol

When someone loses their virginity, they have to give one of their Virginity Rocks items to the person that took their virginity

“Yo me and My girlfriend finally did it last night”
“Holy crap! Did you follow Virginity Rocks Protocol?”
“Yeah, I gave her my baby blue Virginity Rocks hoodie”

by Rbrowne December 3, 2020

Protogen disappreciation day

Protogen disappreciation day is a event that occurs on February 3rd of any year.

Person1: God i hate protogens i wish i could beat up protogens
Person2:It's your lucky day its protogen disappreciation day time to hate protogens

by Spiritser February 1, 2022

Protogen

A thing that gives me a boner

HEY MAN I GOT A BONER FROM A PORN VIDEO OF A PROTOGEN. DUDE WHAT THE FUXK

by Amovile September 13, 2022

Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

kyoto protocol

The Kyoto Protocol is a plan created by the United Nations for the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change that tries to reduce the effects of climate change, such as global warming. The plan says that countries that adopt (follow) the Kyoto Protocol have to try to reduce how much carbon dioxide (and other "greenhouse gases" that hurt the atmosphere) they put into the air.

Duuude, that Kyoto protocol! Shit, it really sucks -- its costing me way more money for gas now!

by Spacebar June 1, 2006

Lipton Protocol

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.

Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.

by lipton tea October 9, 2010