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Hector Projector

One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.
by Hector Projector April 8, 2003
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prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com
John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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antiwar protestor

"helpless person", a person that reads texts and shouts out against war. a relict of peacetime, because the futureworld is an americanplanet(ary) war-game with funny preemptivenuclearattacks.
a person, that isnt fromearth, owned by americans
hey! you just bombed a civillian americancrowd! thats illegal!

-no, that was my duty, because they where antiwar protestor(s)! i just did my job!

-sorry. then its oh-kay!
by nuketheworld April 20, 2003
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Pocket protector

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
by Mellymagic October 29, 2020
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Pocket protector

He used a pocket protector so she wouldn't get pregnant.
by Mellymagic October 29, 2020
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Protectoracy

The state of not doubting anything and continuously protecting one self and others.
The emperor of the world instilled protectoracy into all our minds so we can act out all the good deeds he expects us to accomplish.
by KEkdisone September 5, 2023
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Protector of women

FRET NOT PLEBEIANS! The anemic former crackhead... The fat balding middle aged fast food manager... The hillbilly felon... And the hair midget pretending to be me... Are protecting you... And your kids... From me... The 6'2 mildly out of shape Brazilian male-model-looking genius creator of A.I.... You're safe now...
Hym "And don't worry guys! The assburgers who need to be watched around little kids, the YouTube parasites, and all the other random slobs are helping them do it too... You're saved! You're finally safe! Aren't you glad!? The protector of women has come! And he comes in the form of fat hairy slob... With a dash of anemic crackhead-retard... And a side of random guy pretending to be me... Hooray! Do you feel safe? Because this Midwestern single mom and this bloated abomination are, you know, keeping an eye on me.... Right? There won't be any funny business on THEIR watch! And I'd better watch my attitude to cuz the WIC dependent single mom and her new boyfriend are... Aware of my existence... And stuff... They all got your back! Do you feel it? Do you feel their protection... Washing over you like a cool mist? It's like being caressed in the gentle hands of God, isn't it? Like taking a nap in the supple bosom of Gaia the earth-mother... I think we're going to be alright... OH! Don't forget the whispy-mustached shit-lib beta-males! They're on it too! And the solipsistic incest-cult zealots! They're all on it! They've saved you... From having your insides rinsed... By my golden seed... That's... That's not what color it should be... There's something wrong there..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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