Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.

My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.

by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022

Captain and his two privates

reference to the male phallus and gonads

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005

Private

Not for you to effing touch.
it's MINE.

this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.

by ThatStarGirl June 7, 2009

Private Number

A private number is a phone number that blocks its transmission so it cannot be displayed on ones phone, commonly used by telly marketers and gutless wonders who dont have the guts to show who they are.

"who was that trying to call you?, dunno private number"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

Private ryan

an ASSHOLE

when private ryan was coming back to his group,he didn't salute,walk with pride,or anything. he just jogged like if nobody was there. he had them so pissed off,that one guy said to another guy "told you he was an asshole"

by thablueprint786 May 29, 2010

private

private is something that is not public

A Private School is a Fee Paying School
The middle and upper classes usually send their children to a Private School.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005