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Promise

It is a pinky-swear that one makes in one's heart, but often unravels.
Siera: I promise to not make fun of you if you tell me the truth.

Siera's Friend: Okay, the truth is that I've given blowjobs to over 100 guys.

Siera: Really?!? You are such a skank.

(Siera's Friend shakes head)
by Billy Bats October 16, 2013
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premises

Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are.
Mate, I'm asking you again to vacate the premises.
by crackettt January 13, 2007
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primitive

The alternative for savage. Because savage is is deader than the savages themselves.
John: Boy yo mama stank
Jimmy: BRO why you hating on my mama
John: I aint hating she just stank
Fred: BROOOOOOO THAT WAS STRAIGHT PRIMITIVE
by primitivebtch December 13, 2016
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promiscous youth

a young person, normally a teenager, who has many casual sexual relationships.
i have sex with a differnt girl everyweek, therefore im a promiscous youth
by jasdave October 8, 2006
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promise ring

a ring that someone give to their guy/girl friend that signifies their pure love for eachother and that they will always be faithful to them...pretty much a less iron clad wedding ring for teens
I'm ready to show her I'm commited, I bought her this promise ring.
by anonymous June 14, 2004
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primus

Talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and bassist in the world
Welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champane and swimming pools
And all you have to do is lose your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight
Just stick around and take a bite
Of life, we don't need febalness in this proximity

Welcome to this world
by Jerry September 12, 2003
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promise string

a piece of string you give your girlfriend cuz you can't afford a ring, if you say it really fast it sounds like promise ring

heard it on the awesome show Still Standing
''hey ya give your gf the promise ring yet?''

''nah i got her a *says it really fast so he won't catch it* promise string''

''huh? thats what i said''
by Skullex May 20, 2008
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