priceless

Eggs $5.00
Masks $9.00
Brintey spears tickets $75.00

Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless

by Leolani January 3, 2004

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

Prime Time

A small flavored cigar, commonly found in gas stations in packs or singles. Yummy.

"Dude, i picked up these PT's at the gas station today, but i've never had em."
"good pick man, gimme all the raspberry ones."

by tamaradical April 27, 2005

Optimus Prime

The best name for a kid

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode

by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010

primal

to get angry, to loose all self control, to be at another level of existence

holy shit, chad is going to go primal in a second

by Ænimal February 25, 2004

Prixels

Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels).

"Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day, little man"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009