Pokemon paranoia

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

paranormal

clothing that is fashionable/en vogue

Boy, you lookin' like a foo' witcha pants on da ground! Take dem off and put on a paranormal ones!

by dookeyboy November 16, 2010

paranoid

Not being able to trust; me.

It's like I'm
Paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a
whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I
Can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right
BENEATH MY SKIN!!

by Zach G. November 23, 2003

Paranoium

v. the act of making someone paranoid.

James showed a classic example of Paranoium when he tried to think Mary was going to die

by Suggests April 14, 2009

parangacutirimicuaro

Spanish tounge twister. Frequently misspelled or mispronounced. Try saying it really fast.

parangacutirimicuaro
pa-ran-ga-cu-ti-ri-mi-cua-ro

by littoivan March 15, 2008

paranoid butcher

A gay man (i.e. likes to have his meat delivered via the back door)

Wow, that guy's so flamboyant, he must be a paranoid butcher

by BobLoblaw March 4, 2007

parananxious

To be unreasonably or obsessively suspicious or mistrustful about something and at the same time experiencing worry, unease, or nervousness, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.


To be paranoid and anxious about something at the same time.

I'm very paranoid about dogs and very anxious about getting a chinchilla, so I must be very parananxious!

by roadsidehobo February 5, 2009