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posting

A sexual act with the women 'posting' on top of her man.
The man is flat on his back and the women straddles him and rides him up and down, up and down... Preferably facing forward, the women is riding / posting him.
by FCG January 19, 2008
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pouring bitches outside

Damn I just got my hair did and its pouring bitches outside!
by Nats68 September 19, 2009
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Pouring milk first

The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked

The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.

Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.
“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.

“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.
by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 6, 2019
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marsh potting

An alternative to saying mosh pitting, sounds best when said in a heavy american accent.
'the show was moshoriffic - kids were marsh potting all over the place'
by Cockchoker May 31, 2009
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POSTING

Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.
"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"
by TPOSTS March 3, 2010
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posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.
I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.
by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006
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Poutine

Cucci, pussy, vagina, punani, poon
Jocelyn's poutine tasted great last night.
by k4m3 December 4, 2017
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