Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

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Porter

A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.

Person1: oh I really like porter.
Person2: ikr he is so kind and respectful.

by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020

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Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

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Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 4, 2019

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Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

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