pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008

poonis

a peice of poo that resembles a penis.

I had a poo the other day that was a total poonis

by LilJOnwhattt: August 12, 2005

poonit

To put in your best effort. Try your hardest.

im gonna poonit in this test

by tombomb600 May 13, 2005

pooning

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

by georgia phyllis April 4, 2008

poonified

to have a kick-ass time with a rich personality

My life was so boring until I met Alex, then it became poonified.

by wamie April 28, 2011

Sly Poonce

One who puts on a front to appear tough; A poser; A wack nigga

Person 1: You know how I do nigga, if someone comes at me hard, Imma go right back at 'em twice as hard. I don't take shit like that

Person 2: Yo shut the fuck up. You're such a little bitch. Whenever someone comes at you, you fuckin' run away you sly poonce.

by The WANNA BE April 10, 2010