Polfect Polfect

Slang teen for cheezits

Yo can you get me the polfect polfect’s?

by gingerstealsouls May 7, 2022

Poltergeist cum

When you spend 10 minutes on the toilet pushing cum out your nunny but that hidden extra unexpectedly expels itself at the most inconvenient time

"Babe I just got attacked by poltergeist cum, it's all down my leg!"

by wieskakasia September 15, 2022

polmer

Someone who is always trying to get in on something they don't understand

"David is such a polmer"

by fartpoopdalino November 20, 2022

Poler

Someone regularly receives massive juice dick and is usually male.

Ben: Jhon's a poler

Jack: how do you know?

by Ass kicker 4000 November 25, 2022

Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What

by msmfart March 28, 2023

Poltergeisted

When a ghost fucks with shit around you and you can’t do shit about it.

Bill: Why did the cup just fly across the room
Bobby: Oh shit we just got poltergeisted. We gotta move outta here

by Gastly April 23, 2023