Pity "Hi"

When someone says hi to someone else out of pity (because they feel bad not because they want to). Usually it is a girl saying it to a guy. You can identify a pity "Hi"by the following clues: they will raise there eyebroes/enlarge eyes, say your name after "hi", they will smile, and it will obviously seem forced and not genuine. Also after the pity "hi" the person will go back to what they were doing like nothing happened.

"Hi 'ERIC'!!!" said lily while smiling (looks away and acts like nothing happened) Don turns to Eric and says "dude that was a total pity 'Hi'!!" Eric replies "I know, it's because I told her I like her."

Pity "Hi" is a sad hello that girls do to guys because they fell obliged or guilty for something.

by De. Xtruth November 2, 2016

pity-seeker

someone who complains all the time about something super small and tries to make it seem like it only happens to them

Sally: this boy I was talking to for a couple days played me and is known for cheating on people played me :((((( of course this would happen to me sksvdkand
John: yup, she’s definitely a pity-seeker

by urannoying June 21, 2019

Pity pat

The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.

Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".

by Borderworlds December 1, 2020

Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.

This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.

by stomps May 26, 2021

pinyados

Also piñados, fake Spanish word, originated from English word peanuts. When used, whole sentence should be pronounced with bad spanish accent. Not to be mixed up with pineapple (piña).

Don't eat the whole bag of pinyados by yourself esse.

by $law$ October 4, 2022

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

Rossy Pitman

When you wake up and think, you know what, i can't be asked to shave today, so you leave all your facial hair. Normally happens everyday for a week, and at the end of the week your beard is massive, and trampy-looking.

Monday morning, *Yawn,* shit, running late, no time for a shave, might as well get a Rossy, and by friday, ill have a massive Rossy Pitman.

by dunknoe3500 May 13, 2010