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Penguin Tits

A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between. This generally unattractive condition thus makes the boobs resemble a pair of penguin feet.

Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
"Dude, her boobs looked good in that shirt, but once she took off her push-up bra she had total penguin tits. It was an illusion bro."
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Club Penguin

Dude, Club Penguin is older than Jesus.
by bat_hero May 2, 2009
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Greasy Penguin

The careful and deliberate waddle made by your female lover to the bathroom while she tries to keep the fresh creampie from spilling out onto the carpet.
Dude: "All the towels are dirty and this new carpet costs a fortune.....I guess you'll be doing the Greasy Penguin to the bathroom."
by Pinnacle J July 11, 2010
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stud-penguin

a stud who is typically short. a stud-penguin is hot and manly, even though he is small. a stud-penguin is pretty much a stud-muffin who may be a few inches shorter than the rest of his friends.
Kayla: "OMG do you see that guy over there?"
Amy: "Yah he's a stud-penguin"

Tyler:"Look at all those studs over there, what r they doing?"
Bryce:" They're chillin with that stud-penguin"
by suckitfools November 26, 2010
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Pacoima penguin pop

When you put an freezy pop in a girls ass and engage in vigorous anal sex causing her to make sound similar to that of a penguin.
Yo man I gave Monse a a pacoima penguin pop and she was squakin like happy feet
by Easterdave420 October 6, 2021
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Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The Holy Penguin is an example of himself
by Trance December 28, 2003
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penguin

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
by ImperfectAngel April 3, 2008
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