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Pessi

nickname of an Argentinian fraud who penaltied his way to a world cup trophy
fifa loves pessi so much they gave him 5 pens in a row
by fearless700 December 24, 2022
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pessage

The act of getting a massage with an erect penis.
"Honey, I have had a rough day, can I get a pessage while I catch up on my soaps?"
by Penny Willow July 30, 2007
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Pessi

Tapin merchant who only scores penalties
Pessi is a tapin merchant.
by HonestManUFan June 15, 2021
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Pessi

Pessi is the word for Lionel Messi used as revenge from Messi's fan. This word is used by hypocrite Penaldo fans when their idol's 1/3 of career goals is from penalty.
When Messi scores a penalty.. Penaldo fans "Haha! Pessi can't score a open play goal Haha". When Ronaldo scores a goal.. They "shut up bro, he is goat 😭😭".
by Not going to tell December 22, 2020
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Persus

A Persus is a smart, caring man. Someone who is always looking out for his friends and loved ones. Even with an obnoxious laugh, he warms people's hearts with his words of wisdom. A Persus is a one of a kind person and when you find one, never let him go.
Damn girl, you're lucky. Found yourself a Persus. I want one!
by Thickbooty51313 August 3, 2016
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Pessi

A name pathetic CR7 fanboys call Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer of all time, because they think he scores too many penalties. (Even though Messi took three less years and hundreds less games to beat Ronaldo’s non-penalty goal count, and is the all time scorer in the history of the sport without pens.)
Deluded 12 year old: Pessi is so shit, he ghosts in big games

Literally anyone intelligent: Messi has a better goal per game average, 4 ucls, 1 World Cup, more league titles, most successful dribbles, most non penalty goals, most MOTMs, most ballon d’ors, most golden shoes, most assists, and basically more of everything it’s good to have more of, in two years less than Penaldo. Penaldo only has more goals because he has been playing for longer, and despite beginning his career further into the midfield, he has still spent more time as a forward than Messi. Lionel Andres Messi is the greatest footballer OAT, he has completed the sport, and it’s very disrespectful to call him Pessi when statistically he doesn’t need penalties to be the GOAT. 🐐🇦🇷
by cj🇲🇽 June 19, 2023
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pull a pessoa

means to overreact about something you normally wouldnt react about.
to pull a pessoa - Like if your girlfriends mom comes to the movies with her so you dump her (just pulled a pessoa)
by ivan :] June 4, 2008
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