Peckerectomy

The amputation of the penis and/or scrotum; surgical castration.

Sex can get hot, but make sure it doesn't get too steamy, because you might burn yourself so badly you'd have to get a peckerectomy.

by Definitive Doom November 17, 2004

Peckerish

The feeling that one obtains when they have a craving for the male genitalia i.e. they are peckish for pecker

There are so many peckerish chicks at this party! I'm guaranteed to get some action tonight!

by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah May 10, 2011

Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

by VeeREx February 2, 2018

peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!

Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.

by World Domination February 9, 2005

tiny little pecker

a small ass dick

That boy had a tiny little pecker.

by I_AM_BACK_BITCH March 25, 2004

Peckercillin

The cure for all female (and in some occasions male) horniness!

Girl:I need meh peckercillin!NOW!
Boy:I got it right here!*whipps out dick*
Girl:Yay!

by Awsome person! February 17, 2010