pennan

when you angerly wake up in the morning and realize you've lost all your pens.
its also a small village but who cares

guy1: this morning was a huge pennan
guy2: no one gives a frick

by War gear grandmother December 28, 2021

pena fro

Referring to a large amount of pubic hair on a man, usually very bushy and "fro" like in appearance.

"Dude, he's got a huge pena fro."

"He should really trim his pena fro."

by Ruthie and Elysia July 31, 2007

penalie

a small penis; smaller dick than the average guy

Wow, that guy has a penalie!! It's not even a penis!!

by Anonymous Roomies April 9, 2008

penagination

A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confused females.

Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.

Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?

Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.

Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?

by SC_HICK_69 June 10, 2010

Penaloaf

A loaf of bread made from an elephant's penis.

Person 1: "Dude I just ate the most epic penaloaf"

Person 2: "You know that stuff is made out of elephant penis right?"

Person 1: "Fuck yeah, its the danks."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler May 18, 2011

Peñad

to roast and destroy someone.;

Reference to Comedian/Singer The queen

Melissa: Boa take dem elephant ears over there and fly back to Africa quarter eater
Angel: boi

Melissa: You just got Peñad bitch

by deeznutz_12 November 2, 2015

Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.

Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.

by Rudoji January 21, 2017