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Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.
Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.
by Irondevil August 19, 2008
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pee pee fight

when a person or animal fights with there penis'.
involving whipping or choking the other player.

not necessarily a male, as females can use strap on
several catergories involved, such as long skeet, skeet tag, the all around team deathmatch, and precision, of course
man 1 turns to man 2 and says:"Take off your pants, were having a pee pee fight!!!!"
man 2:"Pee Pee fight!!!!"
by domisharting March 21, 2012
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the pee pee game

a game in which you grab, touch, or hit your male friends genitalia
oh i got ya! i touched your pee pee! the more you touch other pee pee's you are the winner of the pee pee game!
by j ron April 5, 2008
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pee

pee, it's all the poison rejected out of the food you ate, along with the poo

there are 5 types of poo(counting on their color)
*clear/transparent: you just drinked some water or the food you ate doesn't contain any poison, it's not dangerous to drink if on desert, it doesn't even have a taste, almost like water

*white:1-you have eaten much sugar , even the pee will look like white sand and it will hurt...you know what, if drunken may cause stomach-ache

*yellow:just regular pee,with 70% poison and 28% water and 2% other liquids, 40% chance of becoming sick and 7% chance of dying

*red: you have inner bleeding in you stomach, 7% chance of dying if drunk, no chance of becoming sick
if this happens to you go immediately to the doctor

*green: just slum/failed cure, 80% chance of dying if drunk,
just like the red, go to the doctor in at maximum 2hours or you'll die in 5 days, without any helpful cure

good luck with you pee(s)
n°1 guy: hey n°2 guy, yesterday i peed slum
n°2 guy: HEY GUYS, PREPARE A FUNERAL FOR THIS GUY!!
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2 guys watching a horror movie in winter
n°1 guy:i think i peed in my pants

n°2 guy:your lucky, i bet my pee have frozen now!
by anis91 October 24, 2011
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pee-pee head

by Evil Tim September 5, 2003
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pee pee vagina

When a guy tucks in his ball sack on video and not has not shown his face, and then while the men watching (xbox live UNO) think its a vagina, he spreads his legs and his balls and dick pop out!
yo dude this guy who looked like he had a vagina was on UNO on xbox live but the dude had a fucking pee pee vagina!
by Dantheman2456 February 25, 2008
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Sex Pee-Pee

Babe, babe, I’m gonna Sex Pee-Pee!
by 0samba May 28, 2019
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