smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

by fumper69 December 22, 2009

pasty white ass

A pale butt.

"Look at his pasty white ass! It's blinding!"

by Christian Brooks, the sexist June 8, 2014

Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis

Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!

by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010

whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

by me. December 26, 2004

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

Half-eaten Pasty

A person who is revolting to look at, as they may have a busted grill for instance, basically this person looks like spew after a big night on the turps, or looks like a vulture has been given several hours to mutilate the face of this hideous beast.

"Geez mate! That bird you picked up looked like a half-eaten pasty"

"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."

by Dave 25 April 11, 2005

Half Eaten Pastie

A minge or Vagina that has been tried and tested by several men in the one day but she still wants to hand out the scraps.

That girl is taking that guy home for sex but when they are done im going to go eat her 'half eaten pastie'

Mate, When you are done with her, I'll finish off the half eaten pastie.

by Joe1982 October 31, 2010