Dolly Parton Break

In billiards, a type of break where no solid or striped balls are pocketed. Is usually accompanied by another relevant phrase, 'all bust, no balls'.

Man, no balls went in. That was a Dolly Parton Break. What is a Dolly Parton Break, you say? One that is all bust, no balls.

by slwslw November 14, 2007

Dirty Padron

The act of molesting your own gooch.

I gave myself a dirty padron today, and now my hands smells bad but good at the same time.

by MrGoochSauce25 September 28, 2010

dolly parton

a hot woman who has sexy legs.

Damn, she's hot!!

by j April 13, 2004

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

parson

a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.

that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!

by laney4662 May 2, 2008

Pardo

v. The act of causing accidental pain or grief to someone in nearby vicinity. Can also be applied to nearby objects or possessions.

(past tense: Pardoed)

Don't leave that coffee too close to me, because I may pardo you.

I'm sorry I pardoed you last night by running over your cat.

by USA2000Gold October 28, 2009

The Dolly Parton

When you're titty fucking your girlfriend and the two of you are singing a duet.

"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012