puddled

to puddle,to wet oneself.
incontrolable bladder.

i laughed so hard, i puddled myself

by jennee d December 17, 2008

Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

PaddleLeaf

A very small watermelon-like frog on a tree, and also under your bed. Paddleleaf's are usually found in the middle of Antarctica, where it is nice and warm.

"Did you catch a Paddleleaf on the weekend?" Said Joe.

"No, i didn't." Said Peter.

by gongdongdingdongbang May 19, 2022

poopie paddle

to have a bad day that requires you to move around in all the shit your taking.

Man I am having a bad day since I failed my final. thank god I brought my poopie paddle today.

by ac32 December 20, 2011

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 5, 2003