puma

Another disease related to ligma. Also similar to sugma and sugondese.

You: Dude I'm bouta puma!
Friend: Whats puma??
You: Puma this dick in yo mouth!!
Group (all say): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GOT EMMMMMMM!

by Poooly November 7, 2018

Weak Pumps

When having sex, only lasting for a few pathetic strokes before busting.

Girl 1: I heard you slept with Blair B?
Girl 2: Not for long, he's got weak pumps!

by RonnieDonnieJohnny September 10, 2011

r/pcmasterrace

Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels

"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"

r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace

by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

puma

A hott girl between the age of 25-35, 18-25 is a drama queen, 35-45 is a cougar, 45 and above is a sabor tooth

damn check out that puma, and what is she doin hanging out with that drama queen??

by greeneyedsttartattoo February 14, 2012

puma

Acronym for Party Unity My Ass.Disenfrachised Hillary Clinton supporters not willing to support Obama, or the Democratic Party for nominating him.They feel he is unelectable and powerless to elicit the change he promises.They advocate voting for McCain/Palin,or not voting at all as a protest.

The PUMAs feel dissed by the Dems and Obama, advocate voting for McCain,sounds Rovian to me.

by bumperman October 18, 2008

Pulaski

A town in Wisconsin knowen for Polka Days.

Lets go to Pulaski for the polka fest

by reaper22691 April 10, 2009

Pomas

Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.

Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.

by PEU (Pomas Educators United) February 17, 2009