Clive Palmer

When you set yourself a limit of 1 packet of TimTams per day, but you find yourself having a seizure on the floor of the bathroom at 2 am because you've eaten 27 packets, not 1.

My friend challenged me to do 5 Clive Palmers in 50 minutes.

by wiseguy72 June 4, 2022

Palmer

Someone who's on top of his game..No one can compete with him at everything he does..aka the champ..handsome charming and articulate.

Damn i wish i could be just like Palmer

by champ8619 February 3, 2010

ass-palm

To grip or squeeze the buttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that's what frys your bacon) thus allowing the butt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.

Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.

I was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when I walked over to refill my drink, I gave her an nice subtle ass-palm to let her know I was interested in sexing her up later on that evening.

by peafarter July 25, 2003

Twentynine Palms

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

by Brian Hick May 22, 2008

palming

Verb, Synonym for masturbating.

"Oh dude, I can't believe my girlfriend caught me palming myself yesterday"

by Elementum October 1, 2007

La palma

An island in the east atlantic which is plotting to destroy much of civilation by breaking apart and sliding into the ocean, thus creating tsunamis the likes of which have not been seen in thousands of years.

Will we strike first, or will we let the La palma get away with this?

by Ocean Truth Society January 7, 2005

Rafael Palmeiro

A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.

Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.

Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."

by Nick D September 26, 2003