The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.
“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”
by ebbonloft June 2, 2014
Get the The Mobius Positionmug. Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.
''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''
by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021
Get the positions (the album)mug. by Looney_Man October 25, 2022
Get the The Jay Positionmug. noun
Refers to those commodities and products which hold essential property value in sustaining of life.
Refers to those commodities and products which hold essential property value in sustaining of life.
by Baron Neville October 1, 2016
Get the positive-commoditymug. the most common sleeping position, curling up your arms and legs into a compact ball. usually accompanied by crying.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
it is most popular for its sense of comfort, hence the name "fetal position," the position fetuses fall into while in the womb.
"the fetal position is the most common sleeping position, usually for its feeling of comfort and attachment."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
Get the the fetal positionmug. when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.
by jessica February 21, 2003
Get the 69 positionmug. To be at ones mercy. To be in a situation where only someone else other than your self can decide your fate. (Most of the time a bad scenario).
When Steve put my king in check i knew i was in a precarious position.
After the defendant sat down and took a look into the eyes of the vindictive jury he thought to himself "well ain't I in a precarious position".
After the defendant sat down and took a look into the eyes of the vindictive jury he thought to himself "well ain't I in a precarious position".
by QuietMezzo January 18, 2009
Get the precarious positionmug.