Plastic Girl

A pretentious Southern California girl who is accustomed to being spoon fed by her parents, her boyfriends, and the young, dumb, full of cum starter husband that is stupid enough to take on such a liability.

I'm sure glad we pump and dumped those plastic girls last night. I'll let Michael Jordan enjoy is $150M slam dunk divorce.

by nyquisting May 21, 2009

Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

by Ryan November 13, 2003

Plasmation

This is the process where gas turns in to plasma

The light bulb used the process of plasmation to turn gas into plasma into light.

by Chicago IL December 7, 2019

plastic dump truck

When your partner wraps plastic wrap around your melon and shits on yo' face.

I got hot and steamy when I gave Cheddar Bob the plastic dump truck.

by PorkyPyg December 23, 2007

Plastic windy

When you give a blow to a guy with a condom on.
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,

Guy: "Connie wuz biten and vibratin when she was given me a plastic windy"

by ilysilly January 10, 2008

Plastic Bandit

One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.

justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"

by jm25 August 24, 2008

plastic sexy

a sexy person who looks sexy only on the view and it is feared that he/she would get dirty or lose the sexiness if touched.

Aishwarya Rai is a plastic sexy beauty.

by samthephenomenon November 8, 2009