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Redneck Ph.D

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.
Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

OR

Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*
by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010
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PHDTS

An age old abortion method.

Push
Her
Down
The
Stairs
Man "That ho cheated on me and got pregnant!"
Man 2 "Have you tried PHDTS?"
by SBarky April 30, 2011
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Ph.D

A Player-Hating degree.

made famous by the ghetto fabulous espn analyst, Stuart Scott.
-Denzel: Look at this buster ass fool... fuck he starin' at?
-Big Desmond:Nigga's gotta ph.D
-Denzel:Hell naw, that nigga dumb as shit.
-Big Desmond: Yeah mayne, a player-hating degree!
by black man 2012 June 16, 2010
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MD/PhDouche

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.
Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."
by Syd1982 October 23, 2010
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PHDuh

A scientist, usually employed or enslaved in acadamia, who is unable to function without the assistance of others.
I can't believe John can't look up that manuscript himself on Pubmed. Talk about a total PHDuh! Anyone with an advanced degree in biochemistry knows how to do that, it's not rocket science.
by ARocky July 26, 2006
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Ph.D from MIT

Pretty huge dick, might insert tonight
Hey girl, I've got a Ph.D from MIT.

MIT offers a philosophy program?

Well, uh...
by frame_limit August 5, 2011
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Ph.D

to have a Ph.D is to have a Pretty Huge Dick
Kanye West says that he never graduated school, but he has a Ph.D...a pretty huge dick
by Banks Chill August 16, 2005
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