phat titties

When the breasts of a woman swell past the size of thicc. They become PHAT, and make great targets for shots from your cum cannon.

Yo that chick had some phat titties. I almost fired off my cum cannon in my pants.

by Cumblaster6900 December 6, 2017

phat oof

similar to oof, but even bigger

“dude that was an oof” “no not just an oof, that was a phat oof man”

by phatoofmemelord January 25, 2019

phat nibba

a sexy mofo hwo wants commit nek rop

wassup my homeslice phat nibba gangsta

by weeeeeeeeeeedn8hgb8hyhy February 28, 2019

phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

phacts

When someone is speaking such a truth that they have to emphasise the ‘f’ in facts and hence is spelt with a ‘ph’

That’s so true, you’re really speaking phacts there!

by Michael David Ging Cox March 21, 2021

Phase II

A supemental wipe of one's ass when residue in the anal canal that's not easily accessible during phase I (inital wipe after a poop) gets moist and seeps out the asshole requiring a 'phase II', usually performed with a baby wipe back to front.

Hey Dustin, I pooped about an hour ago and now my asshole is beginning to itch and feel kinda moist. I'm gonna go Phase II.

by #ihatetheburbs June 13, 2021

Gabby Phase

The period of time when your crush doesn't text back after you poured your heart out to her, admitting your love through a multi-paragraph text.

"Has she texted back yet?"
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."

by Blackout1039 November 18, 2016