Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

Per Stian

His Name is Henrik but everyone call him Per Stian. Hes The Weird kid.

Teacher: Were going to the beach
Per Stian: Im bringing the fishing rod and my whole fishing book collection BIIIIITCH.
His Friend: Fuck there that camping kid goes again.

by Branman sam May 11, 2021

Per fect

Louis Tomlinson, what LEEROY says in the Beat song ever music video

“Did you listen to Nobody is Listening”

“Yes it was per fect”

by Iamright February 18, 2021

Per Mikal

A Big Man

Hey where is big man

you mean Per Mikal

by Mika hætta October 12, 2021

Per se

NOT WRITTEN "PER SAY". PLEASE.
Often used by kids that don't know the actual meaning of it, just to sound smarter than they really are. If you use it normally though I've got zero problems with you.
Means "I want to insult someone/something, but also want to water it down enough to not get my ass beat" in most contexts.

John: "I think the new book our English teacher gave us is absolute trash."
Stacey: "I wouldn't say it's trash per se, but it is a bit boring..."
John: "Bitch please just admit it's awful."

by VenniTheWhiteVan March 24, 2024

facta per capita

Amount of bitches and sluts one can pull on a daily basis through rizz, mewing, mogging, munting, and edging.

Vincent can pull so many bitches, his facta per capita is 399.

by superfired March 28, 2024

per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly

Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

by wtf do I write in here bro July 26, 2024