Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

per head

Another way of saying "for each person." Is typically used for accounting calculation purposes

The cost of one Executive Seating to see the Blue Angels perform at Naval Air Facility El Centro is $60 per head.

by DJRayRay May 3, 2016

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Per abooz

Look at rio

Stop per aboozing!

by .twitch March 15, 2021

per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly

Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit

by wtf do I write in here bro July 26, 2024

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.

"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021