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me la pelas

1. Mexican lingo for "you aint shit".

2. Mexican Lingo for "Your nothing but my personal hand job monkey"

3. Mexican Lingo for "You can jerk me off you bastard"
President Bush : "Why dont you come up to my ranch for a visit president fox?"
President Fox (Mexico) : "Me la pelas George".
by Mela Pelan Todos January 7, 2004
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PELs

|pē ē elz|

noun

Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!

White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs.
by Bachelor boB December 15, 2011
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Pelle Almqvist

Singer for the Swedish mod rock group The Hives. The band first broke out in 2000 but haven't put out a new record since 2004.
Pelle is a particularily dynamic frontman who has absolute command over an audience and a very Mick Jagger-esq style. He is most popular for telling his audiences he knows how much they love him and The Hives. He is also known as Howlin' Pelle Almqvist
I saw sexy Pelle Almqvist in NY last year
by Diomedesofcrete August 9, 2006
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Pelican Shit

It's pretty much self explanatory: Pelican Shit.
by LSD420 July 21, 2006
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Sneaky Pelican

The act of catching and inserting a live fish into a woman's vagina (without her knowing). Thereby making the woman orgasm due to the violent vibrations by the squirming fish.

p.s. beware of the spiny dorsal fin...
"Dude when I took Angie down to the wharf last night, I finished the job with a sneaky pelican."
by Al E. April 23, 2008
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New Orleans Pelicans

Despite being only a few years old, the newest NBA team made the playoffs their second year and operate under the should-be MVP Anthony Davis and his sidekick point guard Jrue Holiday A truly badass team
"Who is your favorite team broh?"
"My favorite team is that new badass New Orleans Pelicans team with the unibrow wonder A. Davis"
by TheBiggestMan May 14, 2015
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howlin pelle almqvist

The sexy and talented lead singer of the best rock n roll band in the universe, the hives. He looks stunning and connects with the audience like no other lead singer can. An absolute genius!
I saw the hives at Sydney BDO, and again at the metro the following night, and was lucky enough to meet Pelle after the show!! It was the best live gig I have ever seen.
by inlovewithpelle February 11, 2005
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