Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

cum paste

1. to mislead by a false statement; delude.
2. to mislead or falsely persuade others;
2. to deceive

Origin: Originated from a practical joke played on the Howard Stern Show where Howard tried to convince a fan that a bit he submitted "Cum Paste" was one of the funniest things he had ever heard.

1. "Don't try to pull a cum paste over on me."

2. "C'mon guys, this is totally a cum paste."

by Henweigh August 26, 2006

hate paste

semen

I covered that hoe with my hate paste... Then i slapped her in the face with my shlong

by vegas May 25, 2003

Ridge Paste

Sweaty paste build up along the ridge of your helm

"Come over here flick some of this foul smelling ridge paste from my tip

by Albertbighelm August 1, 2007

cut copy paste

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say copy paste, but do not really know that when you cut an item and then attempt to copy that item, it is already cut and gone, the only option is to paste it. Said person probably uses terms like "net net", "at the end of the day", "long story longer", and "we should table that" when they really mean we should shelve that.

Since I do not know how Microsoft Office programs work, and I have heard certain terms before, I will combine all of them together and cut copy paste them into one document.

by jdog556677 March 8, 2022

jizz paste

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth

I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste

by That dud July 2, 2017

tire paste

Pasting used to mount and remove tires, also known as rubber lubricant

Person 1: Hey mel got any of that smooth tire paste for mah car?

Person 3: Yea, just came in, it's gonna go on nice

by Spaceman_Spiff May 14, 2009