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notcher

Not your ass and not your dick. The flap of skin between your anus and ballsack.
I let her suck my dick, my balls and my notcher, but I don't go for ass licking.
by Gibson June 22, 2003
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Notch 4 Misfire

When an individual who has been exposed to an elongated period of seemingly subarctic temperatures gets in their car and, lost in their innermost desire to reach homeostasis, blasts the heat in the car to notch 4 (two notches from maximum). After a period of 4-6 minutes depending on the quality of the cars heating system, the person begins sweating profusely and could possibly undergo severe hallucinations. This unfortunate heating mistake is commonly referred to as a notch 4 misfire, not to be mistaken with a notch 2 assassin. (see also)
Fred: It's freezing!! I neeeeed heat!!!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!
by notch4 October 28, 2011
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notchblock

When a female stops another female from flirting or having sex with someone. Not as frequent as cockblocking, but just as heinous. (Akin to pussyblocker, but with a better ring to it.)
A hot chick started flirting with me at the bar last night, but her chubby friend had to notchblock the hottie, trying to get me to pay attention to her fat ass instead.
by Mr. Misterious October 13, 2011
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Hot Notch

A descriptor for a person who you would consider a contender for the best amourous enccounter of one's experience.

Noteworthy.

Five star performance.

A person who would likely cause an event in which bedroom furniture will need replacement. Possibly kitchen utensils, as well.
"Megan was on fire last night! I'm so corn-railed I can barely walk. That chick is one Hot Notch."
by goosfahvrah April 13, 2010
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notcho cheese

This is the way a person of African-American decent retorts to another when said person runs off with their cheese!
" Hey cracker, that's notcho cheese, playa'! "
by Angry White Man1977 March 21, 2009
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Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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Natcha

Its natcha balls and its notcha bunghole
by Penis cakebreadmuffin August 16, 2003
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