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notchblock 

When a female stops another female from flirting or having sex with someone. Not as frequent as cockblocking, but just as heinous. (Akin to pussyblocker, but with a better ring to it.)
A hot chick started flirting with me at the bar last night, but her chubby friend had to notchblock the hottie, trying to get me to pay attention to her fat ass instead.
notchblock by Mr. Misterious October 13, 2011
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Notchback 

"there's a reason most drag fox mustangs are notchbacks- they are lighter."
Notchback by 90notch December 15, 2008
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noteblock 

1. A block in Minecraft that can make epic music and can also be used in very technical redstone

2.Grandayys head
Yeah did you see that guy that made a song wither noteblocks

Yeah it was super cool
noteblock by Deweyhinni October 6, 2019

cotchblock 

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.
#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.
cotchblock by wimwiblin September 5, 2012

Masons notchback 

The groove between the buttocks of a man wearing thigh high boots
If you haven't seen Masons notchback, you haven't lived.
Masons notchback by Niiue May 14, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026