Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!

I've been jabbed