noneslut

A virgin or someone that does not get sex.

Yo, whats up Noneslut?

by injurious August 8, 2007

Node

Ref: Chode: The Node is a vaginal cavity that is equally deep as it is wide, thus perfectly bonding with the Chode. The Node, a very illusive and rare occurrence; when combined with the also very rare Chode, creates a super massive black hole that swallows all of humanity into a dark lifeless pit of gravity sucking nothingness. Hopefully that doesn't happen. Cuz fuck their happiness.

"When you bestowed your Chode, I asked myself, could I ever have another Chode whithin my Node."

by Chode Complex December 16, 2016

Nipple Notes

The act of asking the girl in class next to you if you can see her notes and instead of looking at her notes looking down her shirt and seeing her MASSIVE NIPPLES.

guy1: dude today i totally got Brittany's nipple notes.
guy2: No way? how were they?
guy1: they were like fucking dinner plates!

by The Titty Peeker May 4, 2009

Noodes

Ramen noodles that are limp and soggy

"Hey can you get me some noodes? They are in the pantry"

by Glame83 August 8, 2017

node

a 2 in. radius pimple on your ass. It hurts to sit down so u stand all day.

Yo that node on your ass is laying eggs in your asshole.

by Squeo and Zack January 12, 2003

Gylax Node Implosion

In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.

"I have come many nurads to your time by means of the Gylax Node Implosion"

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004

wax noses

sculptures of noses made out of the wax from candles. works best if you know someone with a big nose, so you can make them then mock the person with it.

"yo here comes jones, get out the wax noses and humiliate this rat"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007