NearChannel2576

I person who likes to make fun of people who play Fortnite and people who use UwU and OwO. I agree with NearChannel2576! A cool man that plays Minecraft bedrock and knows a shit ton of commands!

Well I hate Fortnite so you will like NearChannel2576!

by SteamLinuxUserGang January 11, 2021

NearChannel

If you call someone a NearChannel that means they hate Fortnite and don't like OwO and UwU. Also if you are a NearChannel you know how to make good commands in Minecraft Bedrock. Also can mean you are Near a body of water.

WOW damn my friend is a "NearChannel" Since he is so good at Minecraft Bedrock commands!

by SteamLinuxUserGang January 11, 2021

near1ver

One of the best people ever! near1ver deserves nothing but love and attention, and you should definitely worship them. They are the coolest people ever and if you don't like them then you're automatically a loser and I hope you choke on a chicken nugget <3. near1ver is so stunning, funny, nice, kind, amazing in general and everything you want in a friend!! they're so strong and brave and its amazing and inspiring. Now that you've heard all that you HAVE to stan and love them forever :)

"hey did you hear about that near1ver chick? they're the best friend anybody could ever ask for."

by ryukissoseggsylol May 21, 2021

nearpod

the gayest mother fucking website in school

ugh nearpod fuck that

by ddds nuts March 24, 2022

nearp

1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.

2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.

3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.

That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!

by Briman007 April 10, 2008

Nearicle on Ice

A term used to describe a close 2nd place finish. Also used to describe an event which doesn't live up to the hype or hopes of the media.

Named for the 2010 U.S. Olympic Hockey team's silver medal finish a the Winter Olympics. The match-up was commonly compared and hyped as the next Miracle on Ice but fell just short of Gold as the U.S. lost to Canada in overtime.

alternate spelling Nearacle on Ice

I hope this year's Super Bowl lives up to the hype and isn't another Nearicle on Ice.

by lcritterl March 16, 2010

Neard

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011