All known records describe a Nala as a cute,
fluffy mammal occupying the dimensions described by the following equation:
x²+y²+
z²=
r².
If you so happen to come across a Nala, be sure not to stare directly into her eyes, as you will notice that seconds quickly turn into hours. However, do kneel down to give her cuddles and scratches.
You
may notice that a Nala tends to shed a lot, this is no cause for concern. This is just a Nalas way of spreading
happiness and marking her territory.
Warning: if you are a male, be sure not to let a Nala to apply pressure to the crown jewels, as there have been no known jewels which have avoided being squished into pancakesunder the full force of her weight.
Post Note: not kinkshaming, but anyone into
fluffy balls should be aware that sexually harrassing a Nala will result in the appearance of a rare elesuive creature with violent tendencies known as
Tess, who immediately upon arrival, will castrate them with a machete.
