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Net-battle

the act of exchanging criticisms over social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, etc.
posted on Andy's wall

Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott

Blake: I like the last part

Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley

Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK

Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--

Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society

Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too

Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat

blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad

Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle
by akidwhomadeit May 4, 2010
mugGet the Net-battlemug.

Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
mugGet the Netted Shortsmug.

sense/net

(n)-l33t admin,the next big thing to happen to iSketch's administration
(v)- act of being ruthless and all knowing in the name of isketch
"if you don't stfu ima summon sense/net on your ass" - eddie
"ima sense/net your ass back to english easy Uk 22" - NightmareZ
by PrototypeNMZ January 29, 2008
mugGet the sense/netmug.

Net-Nazi

A racist, typically a proclaimed member of White Nationalism or other hate movements and groups who uses the internet to vent their frustrations against modern society. Are famous for hypocritical view points and excessive use of toned down racial slurs when arguing opponents.
I talked to your friend Josh on instant messenger. He can’t complete a sentence without using the words Negro or Jew to express himself. He’s such a Net-Nazi.
by DarkMageJay May 29, 2005
mugGet the Net-Nazimug.

aqua net

the reason we have a hole in the ozone.
Because of the high use of Aqua Net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun. :(
by brad v May 11, 2004
mugGet the aqua netmug.

Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.
I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.
by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008
mugGet the Poo-Nettingmug.

Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.
Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.
by sofleye November 22, 2010
mugGet the Butthole-Netmug.

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