net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net

man that bitch is a net face

by bness September 20, 2003

net whore

see: internet slut

i must think of something, because of the new requirement

by Diego November 21, 2003

Net Lag

The delay experienced as news moves from the internet to newpapers magazines and television. News appears first in the fastest, unintermediated media like blogs and wiki's. All other media are slower, hence the lag. The surprise you feel when you read todays newspaper after surfing the web, and you realize it yesterday's news.

"Hey jimmy, stop reading newspaper or you'll get netlag".

by Rob Tyrie March 19, 2005

Net Flu

An illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet.

Frank had to be neutered to get rid of his net flu.

by sock-fox February 4, 2006

Net Rape

When you have unsaved work and your window closes itself down.

I was making a game level and I was net raped

by Larzilar April 11, 2011

net support

a program that is commonly used by teachers to monitor students computers in class.

"dude,hanshaw owned me with net support.
"I smell net support"
"teh net support owns your face"

by Legend Of Toast September 17, 2003

Net Taxpayer

A person who pays more in taxes than the benefits they receive from the government.

Guy1: You know Bob keeps complaining about paying taxes. He should be honored he's serving the community.

Guy2: well technically he's a Net Taxpayer. Not some welfare leech. So he is an actual, contributing member of that community. Not someone who receives tons of services and barely pays back.

by Iwontcomply April 17, 2022