national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

Native American wannabe

A person (usually white) who wish to be one with the mother earth and pretends to be spiritual but smoking weed and dressing up in racist stereotypes of the media makes out Native Americans to be. Also tries to say they are half Native American.

Native American wannabe: So I found out Im a descent of a Cherokee princess and stuff :DD *wears warbonnets and tell people the Two Wolves story*

Actual Native American: Yeah, no. Theres no royalties in Cherokee tribe and everything youre saying is wrong.

Native American wannabe: /goes on rampage explaining why she/he is right and actual Native is wrong.

by holyfuckmyfishisflying April 5, 2012

National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 16, 2018

National Rape Day

A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

by broiledeggs April 4, 2021

National Deadbeat Dad Day

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.

“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”

by Iced milk August 3, 2019

National History Day

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.

National History Day has a special place in hell.

by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019