NASCAR

NASCAR is the greatest sport where talented drivers drive around ovals and road courses

Did you see the NASCAR race?

NASCAR by bubba fan 23 February 10, 2022

NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.

Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NASCAR by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

Nascar

A sport where people turn left in circles

Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"

Nascar by yelover911 July 27, 2023

nascar strap 

Strap on the back of crocs to keep them on when running fast

Dude: Garett run over here real fast.

Garett: I can't I'm wearing crocs, they'll fall off!
Dude: well put them NASCAR straps on then!

nascar strap by Jbone47 July 9, 2017

NASCAR aloe 

NASCAR is a man beyond his time, blessing us with his musical talent, connecting with us through raw emotion. Never failing this failing generation. The new age Sid Vicious.

"that kid has NASCAR aloe hair!"
"...they're called liberty spikes, bro"

"BITCH IM NASCAR WHO ARE YOU"

NASCAR aloe by BLACKBERRYLEMONADE November 7, 2019

nascar water

(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.

Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters

nascar water by jlotrujillo December 7, 2021

NASCAR lemonade

Cheap Bourbon and Country Time Lemonade

"Hey Mike, throw me a NASCAR lemonade and let's go harass Dale Jarrett!"

"Junior's got the pole!! Let's celebrate with some NASCAR lemonade!"

NASCAR lemonade by Mr.C. August 22, 2008