hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021

Multiple Middle Names

Exactly what it sounds like; a person who has more than three names.

Having multiple middle names can be quite awkward. Think about when they were children; did their parents ever stop to breathe when yelling their full names when they REALLY did it?

"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021

Fuck y’all names

Fuck what y’all ugly names is. Don’t nobody know you exist anyway. Y’all ain’t no damn angels half of y’all ran through anyways and all y’all niggas gay if you think we gaf about yo damn name.

Ima forget yo name by tomorrow anyways, so fuck it. Fuck y’all names

by StopBeingAHoe November 23, 2021

rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 22, 2022

National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P

Feb 6th is where YOU HAVE TO kiss anyone that names starts with a P.

Don't be shy.

Aubrey- Hey Patty its National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P....
Patty- Oh..
*they kiss*

by theonewhocaresaboutyou February 4, 2023

girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”

by marian reind April 1, 2023

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