Mosquettio's

The tired, high, or drunk version of saying either Mosquitoes or Spaghettio's.

Person 1: I'm so baked, but all these Mosquettio's are eating me up!

Person 2: Duuude.. wait, what?

by lsdjhkg August 23, 2011

mosquito

a misquito is the same thing as my girlfriend, she sucks until i slap her but shell come back for more

by k-nuts September 14, 2003

mosquito

A small, winged insect that sucks blood from humans to feed it's offspring.

I swatted the mosquito off of my arm.

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

mosquito

the act of throwing a used condom out the window of a speeding vehicle, and having it land on someone's windshield.

"what just hit the window, its white and gooey. Is it a mosquito?!?!"

by At Your Cervix May 28, 2008

mosquito

a person who is annoying and disgusting

That kid is such a mosquito!!

by Mary loves Lily December 28, 2005

Annoying mosquito

Annoying pest that wont lay off your boyfriend.
Very ugly
no one likes
bustdown

Carrie is the biggest annoying mosquito

by nigga wah February 1, 2007

Baghdad Mosquito

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.

by hotty1342 June 23, 2008