Jose Morales

A betting term, something that is Jose Morales is a punt or bet that is considered to be a sure thing.

Can be shortened to just Jose.

Geelong are Jose Morales to cover the line against the Bombers.

by jmorales June 16, 2010

Amós Morales

A Disc Jockey of KQ105 radio station in Puerto Rico. 104.7 FM 99.1 FM

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Makeup Miracle

When a woman/girl is insanely attractive with makeup on and hideous without it.

I thought Jenny was hot until I stalked her home and watched her take her makeup off. I thought i was going to vomit. She's a total Makeup Miracle

by Mike Hawk is alright January 30, 2010

dirty morales

when one orders food, without asking the other workers.

Man joe pulled a dirty morales today.

by sgt. boob tube May 7, 2010

Miles Morales Day June 23

Miles morales day is where you post stuff about the wonderful superhero known as Spider-Man (aka miles morales)

Person: are you gonna post miles morales today???

Other person: OFCCCC
Miles morales day June 23

by thebaddest_.bitch June 23, 2023

Miracle

Something you will never, ever forget. Even if life tries to wipe off the memory, it will stay attached.

The day you find your love. The day you have children. They day you were born, and the day you die. The days that hold special memories. Those are miracles.

by A Person of No Sophistication December 5, 2010

Miracle Whip

When you are getting oral sex from your girlfriend and you pull your penis out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot semen into her eye.

Last night while I was getting some head I Miracle Whipped my girl.

Have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?

by Tru Soldia, Caseman2484 March 13, 2010