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When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"
I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !
by K Mouse August 29, 2018
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a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa
example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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In finance, a Monkey is British slang for 500 pounds sterling. The term monkey came from soldiers returning from India, where the 500 rupee note had a picture of a monkey on it. They used the term monkey for 500 rupees and on returning to England the saying was converted for sterling to mean £500.
by Jazjax10 January 20, 2019
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A short brown intellectual being that commonly has a lisp and has messy brown hair.and will also put white cream on little boys
by Dinggle berry February 26, 2019
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Just a general insult not to be taken seriously between friends or other people in a specific group.

(It can really mean whatever depending on how it is used)
Dude! How’d you already die? You’re such a monkey!
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