money
hitman: you have two choices. Have your mother burn in an eternity of hell and have 1 million dollars, or keep your mother alive and miss out on the million dollars.
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"
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