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hej monica

Good song tho

(It makes Gucci gang look like a lyrical genius)
by Zephyr1234xidk June 12, 2018
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Dan the Diamond Minecart

A Minecraft Youtuber who is a real pedophile on the game known as "MineBlox". He also made the Holy Bible.
Dan the Diamond Minecart is a real goddess.
by Dazz Doesn't Care May 26, 2018
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Monica Vargas

Monica Vargas is Christopher Alexander Vargas' Mother. She is a Mexican Transvestite.
Monica Vargas got her penis sucked by her son
by Nigger In A Bear Suit May 13, 2013
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St. Monica's College

The all-girls private school in Cairns cramped into the space of a single block that only rich bastards can afford to go to.
Often abbreviated to "St. Monica's", "St. Monnies", "SMC" etc, and sometimes elongated to 'St. Monica's Catholic College'. Most people only go there for the church.
St. Monica's College will achieve second place in this year and the following years' Eisteddfods.
by LORD MASHIE May 31, 2018
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Monica

She is the most boyish girl you will ever meet. Even though she doesn't show it, she knows she is one sexy fine ass motherfucker. She makes friends with guys faster than you will ever. She is one of the bros, the homies, their ride or die. Whenever she is around her few female friends she like she doesn't fit in with the girls. She usually gets called a dyke or a lezbo but it's all fun and games since she low-key is bisexual. She is usually still questioning her gender. Whenever she is with some of her thousands of guy friends she feels accepted and better since the guys don't judge her for being a "girl". She wonders why females are so hard to understand, they are so petty, rude and just talk about shit she just doesn't care about. Her opinion on guys is that they are the most loyal gender to be friends with they are always laughing, they dont talk about what Tess and Jayden did last night they are always laughing together and always have your back. She will steal your nigga or your bitch. According to girls she will do anything if you say "you won't". She has went through a rough past but that is how she makes everyone laugh. She includes everyone, she always is trying to cheer up people and is not afraid to say something to your face. She can fight, "like a boy". She is the most loyal, funny and sexy person you will ever meet. If you know a Monica in your life do not get on her bad side and dont be disrespectful and she will stay with you no matter what.
Zach: yo do you know monica?
Jesus: fuck yea! she's my rod
by whats up hoe December 11, 2019
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Dirty Monica

A girl/woman that can not resist the urge to cum while getting her back massaged by multiple penises at one givin momment.
I walked into Sarah getting a 'Dirty Monica' by random guys.
by twoclitwoman March 8, 2011
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Monica

Yo Monica
by Kpsmoove March 17, 2014
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