moldy cheese-eater

Someone who does something they don't want to do because they are afraid to speak up. My friend ate a moldy cheese sandwich her senile grandmother made her because she didn't want to hurt her feelings.

You are such a moldy cheese-eater!

by Mindy Hawley October 25, 2007

Molde

Molde FK is a soccer team in the Norwegian Premier Division, Tippeligaen.

Molde FK is famous for creating many good players, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjær.

Molde is also famous for beeing the team in Norway who has most fans on their stadium compared to their number of citizens. Thinking that the average attendance is 6000 and there live only about 24 000 there, that is one out of four people.

Molde FK have also played against Real Madrid, Porto, Olympiakos in the Champions League in 1999.
example:

-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club Solskjær played for!

another example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?

- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club that won 6-0 over Brann in 1995?

by smartinder January 12, 2009

Moldy Elbow

the moldy elbow is a sex position where your chick had some std you dont want on your dick or hand, so you elbow that bitch in the cunt.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know your girl had an STD right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled the moldy elbow and now that bitch cant stand."

by SaiyaUchiha September 29, 2009

Dirty Moldovan

This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.

Sasha: Yo, do you know my sister, Masha?

Hogie: Yeah, I gave her the Dirty Moldovan

by JohnHogie July 10, 2009

Moldovan Special

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.

Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."

by Eric Lowenberg November 16, 2007

Molded

(verb) a term used by fraternity boys to change someones character or persona during pledging

"yoooo that potential named is such a herb dude don't give him a bid to pledge"

"he is a herb but he can be molded"

by tommygeogs February 17, 2013

Moldilocks

A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.

Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge.

by clm7870 May 7, 2004