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Misty

Adjective;
1. Obscure; vague
2. Type of weather consisting of, or marked by mist
3. Full of tenderness and emotion.
4. Funny, reliable woman, who can be bitchy at times, but is still lovable in the long run.
5. Commonly a strippers name
1. "The future is misty to me,"

2. "It's very misty outside,"

3. "I'm getting all misty eyed,"

4. Misty: "I'm awesome,"
Boy: "Misty, you are something..."
Misty: "Awesome :D"

5. "On the pole to your right...Misty
Rain"
by Elizabeth Russel January 28, 2009
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New Year's Mistake

Someone who is born in late September to early October as a result of regretted drunken sex at New Year.
Man New Year was crazy, hope I don't have some dam New Year's Mistake coming along in 9 months.
by vagatarian January 21, 2009
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Misty Copeland

A beautiful and inspirational dancer with freakishly toned legs. She is a soloist in ABT and is famous for being a beautiful black ballerina no matter what people think. she is also featured on an under armor commercial that got quite famous.
Me: Misty Copeland is a beautiful dancer
U: yeah, I know
Me: did u see her on that under armor commercial?
U: yeah, it was soooo inspirational!!!
by definitionpetiton girl February 23, 2015
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Deadly Mistake

A mistake made which results in something potentially dying. It's a pretty gosh darned awful mistake if that something turns out to be you. There are two deadly mistakes which are incredibly common;

1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.

2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
"She was just nagging and whining and bitching, so I asked her what her problem was!"

"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."

"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"

"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"

"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
by MagickDio April 1, 2010
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Mistake

me
Nobody
Absolutely nObodY
Me- "Im a mistake"
by SeNpAi~~~~ August 11, 2019
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Mistake by the lake

The correct name for the city in Ohio often referred to as "Cleveland." Located by Lake Erie, nothing good has ever come from Cleveland and the city ranks just behind Paris Hilton, Jean Shorts, and trusting Judas as one of God's worst mistakes.
"Do you smell that?"
"Oh dont worry about that, Cleveland is the Mistake by the Lake, it always smells like feces."
by Better than all clevelanders January 3, 2009
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