Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual 

Stemming from TVFilthyFrank’s video “BAD INTERNET RAPPERS” in which one of the characters he plays says the line “I’m a spiritual lyrical miracle individual”. The phrase has come to be the inverse of the other popular term mumble rapper. A spiritual lyrical miracle individual is a rapper who is extremely corny and tries to use complicated lyricism to cover up their overrall boringness and unoriginality.

Guy #1: yo have you heard that new Hopsin track?

Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ

Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual by Longinus Aquarius Secundus IV December 3, 2018

joe miracle

when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.

Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.

joe miracle by dave scicluna October 9, 2008

Lyrical Miracle

A rapper who is too abstract, often tries to fit way too many words in a line, rhythm struggles, freestyles too much...

The show was dope until that lyrical miracle got on stage and wouldn't stop rapping.

Lyrical Miracle by Tulsi Music June 28, 2011

christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

christmas miracle by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

Lavicki Day Miracle 

An overly zealous reaction to an everyday occurrence. Often expressed silently with very loud physical twitches and movements. Jazz hands are not uncommon.

Noun.

"Um, did that guy win the lottery or something? He looks absurdly excited."

"No, McDonalds is giving away medium french fries today. It's a Lavicki Day Miracle."

Lavicki Day Miracle by Charlos Santana November 24, 2009

albuquerque miracle 

This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.

I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.

albuquerque miracle by Stachmatic October 12, 2009

Modern Miracle 

while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, you are getting a blowjob or any other sort of greatness done to your reproductive organ. (cigar is optional)

"brother, i was playin some mad COD last night, and bertha gave me a viscious Modern Miracle."

Modern Miracle by basketballjones1 April 13, 2010