Microwave syndrome

When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game

Hey, He have Microwave syndrome. His mic sounds like shit.

by maggebee February 18, 2021

Microwaved baloney

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You are microwaved baloney

by Purpstar615 February 5, 2023

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Microwaveable rat

A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him

Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat

by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

Dutch Microwave

Burping in a face mask. Similar to a Dutch Oven, however instead of farting and trapping it in a blanket you burp and it’s trapped in a face mask

Ah no! I’ve Dutch microwaved myself again!

by Thompson27 February 26, 2021

cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022